SiteSitter · watching now

Your website person is gone. We're here now.

SiteSitter watches your website, fixes what breaks, and tells you in plain words. A real person checks everything.

Get my free Site Health CardFree check · we email you what we find

Websites get sick quietly.

Nobody phones you when it happens. One day a customer does.

✗ Old news is still up"New hours for 2024!" It is not 2024.
✗ The form mails nobodyPeople write to you. You never see it.
✗ The little lock is goneBrowsers start warning your visitors.
✗ It loads like treacleSlow pages quietly lose you calls.

Your site, back under a warm light.

A small shop with warm lit windows, safe under a dome of light

How it works.

1

Send us your website address.One email. That's the whole job for you.

2

We check it, free.You get a Site Health Card: what's fine, what's stale, what needs fixing. Plain words, no jargon.

3

Want care after that?Plans from $199 a month, paid at the start of each month. Cancel any month.

What a fix looks like.

A real example of the kind of thing we catch - names changed.

Before · what visitors saw

"Summer fete - 12 July 2023!"

Still on the homepage in October. Under it: "our new evening hours" from two owners ago, and a contact form that mailed an inbox nobody opens.

After · one care month

Current fete, current hours, form fixed.

The stale banner came down, the hours match the door, and the form now reaches the person who answers. All approved by the org before anything went live.

Every Monday, one note you actually read.

Site Health · Monday noteOct 2026
  • ✓ Site stayed up all week
  • ✓ Security lock is on and current
  • → 2 broken links found and fixed
  • → Old "2024 hours" replaced with your new ones
  • ✓ Contact form tested - it reaches you
  • ✓ Backups ran. Nothing for you to do.

Example card - yours shows your own site

The price, out loud.

Founding price for our first five organizations. After five, it's $299 a month.

Founding · first 5 orgs
$199/month
  • Everything in the Monday note
  • Fixes for what we find, approved by you
  • Small text & photo changes included
  • Price locked for 12 months
  • Cancel any month
Standard
$299/month
  • Same full care, after founding spots fill
  • Day-and-night watching
  • Fixes approved by you first
  • Cancel any month
Straight talk: we're new, and this is a founding pilot. The free Health Card shows you exactly how we work before you pay a dollar. Paid at the start of each month; no work before that, no surprises after.

Questions.

Who are you?

A small, new care desk for organizations whose website person moved on. Computers do the watching; a named person, Joe, reads every result and approves every fix.

Do you need my passwords?

Not for the free Health Card - we only look at what any visitor sees. For care, we agree in writing first what access is needed, and only that.

What if my site breaks at midnight?

We get an alert and start on it. You hear what happened, in plain words, by morning.

What don't you do?

New websites, redesigns, ads, or SEO campaigns. Care only: keep it up, keep it safe, keep it current.

What if there's nothing to fix some months?

You still get the Monday note proving everything was checked. Quiet months are the point.

Send your address. Get your free Health Card.

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